Three consecutive tests were done on a group 100 mole rats stolen from a human rights activist club, that scientifically proved HIV AIDS can be contracted from mushrooms.

In the first batch of tests the mole rats were forced to eat 500 mg of mushroom solution (mixed with cocaine, sugar and waffles) each, causing a 50% fatality, while the other 50 showed symptoms of diarrhea, aggression and cannibalism. This caused a latter fatality. 40% of the original group survived.

In the second batch of tests the remaining group were injected with 72 mg of arsenic each, causing a 100% fatality.

In the third and final batch of tests, the dead mole rats were forcibly placed in a beaker filled with lava to see if they would survive. 0% of the original group survived.

The tests showed that all species of mushroom carry a C-digotic strain of the HIV virus in their gibotic molecules.

Further studies are being done to show that TB can also be contracted

^ I read it in the Sunday Times. Is it true?
~evader23

yes it can moron
you obviously aren’t very scientific
~laurel g

the cocaine was used in specific to the test in small processed doses. HIV caused the fatalities, not cocaine.
~ dickn200…

I can’t remember the exact date, but I do remember that I read it a couple years ago and was just wandering after a conversation with my professor.

Well you raise some good points, but they don’t defeat the fact that all species of mushrooms have gibotic molecules, which are primarily the same as the hiv accommodating molecules in primates. Hiv can be contracted form mushrooms, whereas with TB, scientists arent so sure. So far the only evidence they have comes from the Boston Zoo Massacres, where a team of SWAT were ordered to kill all the animals, and if all of them died then primates could contract TB from mushrooms. That’s all speculation though.

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